Experiment 5 ............. failed.

[pozorvlak]

Breakfasts which I have enjoyed over the years

• Cereal
• Toast
• Porridge, with
  • Salt
  • Grated cheese
  • tom yam paste (part of my on-going series of experiments to determine if there is any foodstuff that is not improved by the addition of tom yam. Mmmm, lemongrass).
  • NB: no true Scotsman puts sugar in his porridge. I may not be a true Scotsman, but they're dead right on this one.
• Poached/fried/scrambled/boiled eggs on toast or crunchy bread
• Eggy bread (US: French toast)
• Eggy in a basket, à la V for Vendetta
• Pho (Vietnamese noodle soup)
• Thai omelette
• Edit: Scrambled egg with smoked salmon
• Cold leftover pizza
  (NB: this only works with pizza. Do not attempt to eat the cold leftovers from any other form of late-night fast food for breakfast the next morning.)
• The full English breakfast: at least toast, egg and bacon, and optionally tomatoes, mushrooms, fried bread, baked beans, sausages and hash browns.
• The full Scottish breakfast: as above, with the addition of potato scones, haggis and black pudding. Sausages should ideally be square.
• The full American breakfast: as for the full English breakfast, but accompanied by an entertaining game whereby you, by careful study of the menu, attempt to pre-empt all the waiter or waitress' questions about your order, and he or she attempts to invent questions about your dietary preferences so minute (the sodium content of your butter, for instance, or the amount of ice in your orange juice) that you fail to anticipate them.
  [I wouldn't want to eat any of the above three every day, but they're nice on occasion...]
• The full German breakfast: smoked meat and cheese on bread, accompanied by muesli and yoghurt.
• Kippers (smoked herring)
• Kedgeree
• Smoked salmon and champagne

Breakfasts which I cannot, in all conscience, recommend

• Stir-fried leek and spring onions in mee siam sauce. Like I had this morning.

It wasn't exactly bad, just, y'know, not good enough that I'd recommend trying it to others. Anyway, the leek needed using up.

Comments

[michiexile]

You may object to sugar on porridge, but I rather like honey, raisins and nuts in mine.

[sable-veins.livejournal.com]

Lager.

[the-barlow.livejournal.com]

Barlow's Favourite Breakfast

The morning after a really good party: A large glass of stale red wine with the last cigarette in the packet (along the side of which you've drunkenly written the word "breakfast" to ensure you didn't smoke it the night before).

Bliss...

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[necaris.livejournal.com]

Kedgeree

The original South Asian version of that is pretty good too :-)

(part of my on-going series of experiments to determine if there is any foodstuff that is not improved by the addition of tom yam. Mmmm, lemongrass).

Depends how hot your mixture is, I guess, but I can't think of anything either ;-)