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My girlfriend is funny, part 2
At the bouldering wall this afternoon...
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wormwood_pearl: God, why am I so tired? I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant.
pozorvlak: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're not pregnant too. But if you are, I shall endeavour to love it as if it were my own.
wormwood_pearl: *glares*
*glares some more*
*glares a bit more for good measure*
I haven't been going down Alien 2 and seducing all the hunky boulderers! But, imagine if I did - the baby would come out all triangular. And you'd be there at the birth, shouting "Go on! Send it!"
pozorvlak: *boggles*
wormwood_pearl: Though it would have the umbilical cord, so technically it would be a roped climb...¹
pozorvlak: *boggles some more, goes off to do more climbing*
wormwood_pearl: [pursuing him] And I'd be shouting "Oi! No wirebrushing!"
¹ As she remarked later, the placenta wouldn't be up to much as a belayer. Though it might be OK as a bouldering mat...
wormwood_pearl: God, why am I so tired? I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant.pozorvlak: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're not pregnant too. But if you are, I shall endeavour to love it as if it were my own.wormwood_pearl: *glares**glares some more*
*glares a bit more for good measure*
I haven't been going down Alien 2 and seducing all the hunky boulderers! But, imagine if I did - the baby would come out all triangular. And you'd be there at the birth, shouting "Go on! Send it!"
pozorvlak: *boggles*wormwood_pearl: Though it would have the umbilical cord, so technically it would be a roped climb...¹pozorvlak: *boggles some more, goes off to do more climbing*wormwood_pearl: [pursuing him] And I'd be shouting "Oi! No wirebrushing!"¹ As she remarked later, the placenta wouldn't be up to much as a belayer. Though it might be OK as a bouldering mat...