I spent last weekend wild camping at the foot of Creag Meagaidh, a mountain in the Scottish Highlands noted for its ice-climbing. We didn't manage to do any actual ice climbing, but we did at least do a few easy snow gullies and spent some quality time in the outdoors. Those of you who've never camped wild may be wondering about the mechanics of it, and in particular how you take a dump in the wilderness. Large or long-running camps would of course dig proper latrines, and in areas of great ecological sensitivity like the Cairngorm National Park one should pack out one's waste (in the very secure containers available from the ranger stations), but for short-lived camps in less-sensitive areas it's acceptable to practice "cat sanitation". This is pretty straightforward, but there are a few potential (though thankfully not literal) pitfalls.
( Those of a sensitive disposition may wish to look away now )

But does your khazi have a view like that? I thought not.
( Those of a sensitive disposition may wish to look away now )

But does your khazi have a view like that? I thought not.